(My rant is meant to be sarcastic and funny. Many of you may have run into this similar scenario before.)
Dear Management Company – (insert name here)
Thank you so much for the Maintenance on my Boyfriends’ apartment. But really you shouldn’t have. Really.
Changing the shower head to conserve water! I want to take a moment and thank you for doing your due diligence to save the planet, by saving water! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! So considerate of you.
But I need to let you know that it didn’t work. I appreciate the time and effort you put into thinking this through. So considerate and thoughtful to think that I was not relaxing and enjoying my shower each day. To install a water sprinkler, with the power of a gentle summer shower spritzing over me. I heard that you didn’t change the cost of the water inclusive to his rent. Why ever not!? You are trying to save the planet, hence save on water expenses. The least you could do is cut a discount due to the changes!
But – (Yes here it is!) I see why you cannot, due to the EXTRA time I have to stay in the shower to actually get clean every day! My word! – save the water and save money? Absolutely not! No water pressure means my thick hair takes for-EVER to get wet, and sulfate-Free shampoos and conditioners take more time to get in there and rinse out. Again let me thank you.
- Did you know that my 7 min shower increased to 13.5? Yes, yes it did.
- Did you know that I turn off the shower, only to turn it back on to rinse off AGAIN? No, no you did not.
- Did you know that I now fog up the bathroom mirror? Yes, indeed I do! Something new for me.
Now, that I’ve got that out-of-the-way. Let me thank you for increasing the amount of time that everyone has to spend in the shower to get clean. Meaning time management is now having to be reviewed.
P.S. I don’t think I’m done. I now have to go to Home Depot and buy a regular shower head. Think ‘compensation’ Dear Management Company.
P.P.S. I think this one will work nicely -> What do you think?